y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via fake-mermaid)

under-a-r0ck:

under-a-r0ck:

You know those people who are your “friends” but do everything without you? Yeah. Those types of people are the worst.

These types of people make me want to vomit.

(via under-a-r0ck)

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu, via fake-mermaid)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via fake-mermaid)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via hotboyproblems)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via fake-mermaid)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via hotboyproblems)